Sunday, March 6, 2011

Musings



What difference can you tell?
In my offering the lord above
Money and in kind, thence supplicate in askance,
for his munificence in abundance.

And the man in the corporate hive
Decked in attire ,princes of the past shall envy.
Coddle and bespeak the khadhi clad varlets
For their largesse in abundance.

6 comments:

Balachandran V said...

Its a mutually beneficial thing, why do you gripe? You know, day by day, I am increasingly inclined to believe in God - Gods of K Karunakaran, Narenda Modi, the other Modi, Chief Justice Balakrishnan, Kalmadi, Raja, P J Thomas and the like. And this God is definitely of Indian origin.

You smirk because you aren't smart enough to give 3000 crores to your wife, like the great ex-minister Raja did.

Gods do exist, Anil, because the majority of humans are like the persons mentioned above, or aspire to be like them and so do their Gods.

anilkurup said...

@ Balan,

I'm not bitching. No envy either. Certainly I acknowledge my limitation.Certainly I'm not even a far distant shadow of the trickster A.Raja,Though I would be boastful that I 'm not as stupid as he is ,(quote someone), to park all my booty in my wife's bank account!

And I do believe in God , the all powerful, omnipotent and omniscient father in heaven, who takes care well of his litter- the Kalmadi's the Karunakaran's and so forth.

The brief lines were only in askance of the fact.

dr.antony said...

Bush also had a God,and he claimed he was guided by Him.Probably he was offering sacrifices in the traditional style!
I feel like laughing when I see this kind of people in temples and churches. I seriously doubt if these places have been taken over by devils.

anilkurup said...

doc,
when i was little and growing up , I was instilled by elders a feeling and belief that God was omnipotent , omniscient and omnipresent: the evil ie the devil always is a failure against the goodness of God. The story of Prahaladha and Hiranyakashu for instance! But growing up and over the past half a century of life has amply proved to me that the contrary is the fact. And I wonder who is the God , the devil or the God as we know?

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anilkurup said...

@ amalg,

I guess I missed out the new curriculum buy a few decades. I can pity myself .